Least compelling press release ever?
SOMALIA: PIRATES SEIZE TSUNAMI AID SHIP Armed men commandeered a ship carrying United Nations food aid to northeastern Somalia, the World Food Program said. The pirates forced their way on board the Semlow off the Somali coast, took the ship's 10 crew members hostage and took possession of 850 metric tons of rice that had been donated by Japan and Germany for tsunami victims in Somalia. "It is against international humanitarian law to hinder the passage of humanitarian assistance, and there is no justification for hijacking," the food agency said in a statement.Yeah! That'll show those pirates!
"Oh, my gosh! It's against international humanitarian law? We'd better stop right away!"